I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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