awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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