like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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