Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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