I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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