I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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