idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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