Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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