he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
This house was built for laser tag.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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