Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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