Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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