Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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