Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
i out mim tonsoeep
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