before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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