can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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