Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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