I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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