sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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