Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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