so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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