Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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