Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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