If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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