He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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