how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
