I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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