I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I want to fling myself into the sun
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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