Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
