If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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