Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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