I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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