Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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