I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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