Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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