Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
not ubering you a puppy
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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