At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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