u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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