For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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