Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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