Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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