Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Randomize
