Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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