I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Your cock deserves a montage
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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