Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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