do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
