is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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