so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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