so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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