You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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