Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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