you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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