You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
